English Confusions…
October 2, 2008 – 6:59 pm
Hey read this, its really very interesting……..
Some of CONFUSING ENGLISH make me headache, would u help me?
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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
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Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
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If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
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Why is it called building when it is already built?
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If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
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If you’re not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ??
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If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this??
Well, get back to WORK now!!
——-> I saw this while blog hopping…